Regeneron is basically singlehandedly responsible for everything that has gone wrong in my life over the last twelve months
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PENELOPE: "Wait, how did you -- " SECURITY GUARD: "Wait, is someone there?! Intruder alert! Someone's inside the Level 5 containment facility!" NARRATOR: "With all escape routes cut off, Ramon--*sigh* Penelope had no choice but to INJECT THE UNTESTED SERUM INTO HI--*HER* BODY"
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"Now, wait! I told you after the last time that I don't inject myself anymore—" *the hypodermic needle buries itself in my arm, syringe plunger fully depressed* "No means no, you fucking—" *needle mysteriously disconnects from syringe and gets sucked into my arm* "MOTHERFUC—"
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