I'm reading the capslock and the multi-exclamation points and I can almost *see* him turning red and shaking and *hear* him wheezing and gasping for breath
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Like you know he's watching those poll numbers and he is straight up terrified right now Heart pounding, cold sweat
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As someone who's witnessed too many panic attacks I never thought I'd be sadistic enough to say this but I hope the dexamethasone triggers a panic attack (as it all too frequently does) I hope to legitimately see what it looks like when he tries to tweet through a panic attack
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Replying to @arthur_affect
fair enough but there's a nonzero chance that, say, the nation of iran doesn't survive a trump panic attack
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Replying to @TylerMoody
Yeah I mean I hope it happens when he's on the toilet tweeting as I assume he usually is and the nuclear football is nowhere within easy reach
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Replying to @arthur_affect @TylerMoody
I honestly don't think it's QUITE as easy as that for him to give a nuclear launch order. Like, you need to select targets and figure out timing and stuff. There's not a literal button.
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Replying to @mssilverstein @TylerMoody
Yeah we joke about it but the football isn't an electronic device, it's a pile of papers telling you who to call on the phone and what orders and passwords to give them to order a launch I *hope* the Air Force generals wouldn't actually listen to PanicAttack!Trump
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Replying to @arthur_affect @TylerMoody
Yeah, or at least, they could distract him long enough. He's not sophisticated enough to do any of it on his own, or even issue a clear enough order. "NUKE IRAN" "Yes sir, with what device?"
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It's probably been empty since the 80s anyway.
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Replying to @mssilverstein @TylerMoody
Honestly in his state I have doubts he could even read a piece of paper clearly enough to make a phone call He'd probably just start impulsively tearing them to shreds like he does
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(You know Trump obviously needs reading glasses and won't get them because he's vain right It's so, so tragically obvious in any footage of him trying to "work" at his desk)
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Replying to @arthur_affect @TylerMoody
What's most likely, really, is that he starts trying to punch out Mark Meadows, or orders the Secret Service to do it for him.
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Which - if it happens, it happens.
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