One thing I will never fully wrap my mind around is how Trump's supporters, even the most toxic-masculinity-steeped ones, think this kind of thing conveys "power" and "strength" He tweets like such a little bitch coward https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313903112399261697 …
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I'm reading the capslock and the multi-exclamation points and I can almost *see* him turning red and shaking and *hear* him wheezing and gasping for breath
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Like you know he's watching those poll numbers and he is straight up terrified right now Heart pounding, cold sweat
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As someone who's witnessed too many panic attacks I never thought I'd be sadistic enough to say this but I hope the dexamethasone triggers a panic attack (as it all too frequently does) I hope to legitimately see what it looks like when he tries to tweet through a panic attack
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Replying to @arthur_affect
fair enough but there's a nonzero chance that, say, the nation of iran doesn't survive a trump panic attack
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Replying to @TylerMoody
Yeah I mean I hope it happens when he's on the toilet tweeting as I assume he usually is and the nuclear football is nowhere within easy reach
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Replying to @arthur_affect @TylerMoody
I honestly don't think it's QUITE as easy as that for him to give a nuclear launch order. Like, you need to select targets and figure out timing and stuff. There's not a literal button.
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Replying to @mssilverstein @TylerMoody
Yeah we joke about it but the football isn't an electronic device, it's a pile of papers telling you who to call on the phone and what orders and passwords to give them to order a launch I *hope* the Air Force generals wouldn't actually listen to PanicAttack!Trump
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Then again, the track record of our country's top military leadership having some semblance of dignity and spine when having literally insane orders barked at them by Orange Joffrey here is... mixed
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"How do I verify a sane president?"
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