Millennials who actually envy Boomers and want to be Boomers and feel robbed of the chance for the Boomer American Dream seriously piss me off more than actual Boomershttps://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1313773683136180225 …
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Like do what you want, seriously, it's not my business But just on a very personal, aesthetic, emotional, it's-not-you-it's-me level Wanting the house with the lawn and the 2.5 kids is so fucking cringe
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The Boomer normcore aesthetic is just as cringey to me as wanting to "be steampunk" and go Victorian and have a top hat on over goggles and a corset and ride in a horse-drawn carriage and say you're an agent of Her Majesty's Government and all that shit
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Millennials should aspire to have no kids and quietly dream about how even though it's not under their control and none of their business it'd be nice if Gen Z were the last human generation ever before the species dies out That's just me maybe but it's how I feel
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That old Syfy show Ascension wasn't awesome but it had some compelling elements and one of the things I liked about it was the younger generation on the spaceship having this movement built around the idea the planet they were going to was uninhabitable and the mission was a lie
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And their name/catchphrase/manifesto was just "NO FUTURE" Spraypainting that everywhere ominously (They're right -- way more right than they think they are -- but it's complicated) Anyway I would absolutely join an org with that motto
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The whole Boomer vibe is this insistent unshakable faith that the institutions they were raised in and take for granted will go on forever into the future Capitalism, democracy, America itself Social Security checks coming in the mail It just seems so stupid to me
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I know for a fact *your* future is a joke and a lie and will pop like a soap bubble -- in fact it already has and you won't admit it I don't know what future if any might replace it, and at this point I don't care "NO FUTURE" is a good enough motto for me
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(SPOILERS for Ascension) Trump is indeed a mad captain who fucked everything up and started flipping switches randomly on the main console and ruined the mission But he didn't actually "sabotage" or "destroy" the mission He proved there was no mission in the first place
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There is no space mission, we aren't going anywhere, we aren't *moving* This isn't a spaceship, there's no engine, we *never got off the ground* We're just sitting in this basement jerking off and playing pretend until we run out of food
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And the sooner you really understand and accept that the sooner you can accept a life of drinking yourself into a stupor and avoid getting yourself killed in some war over trying to fly us all the way to a new world that's as far away as it ever was and probably doesn't exist
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