Oh man and he'd just be lying there hooked up to all these machines and there'd be all these conspiracy theories Random staffers just making shit up about how they totally heard him say something, like he mumbled "Medicare for All!" and immediately then said "Bomb the UK!"
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The Trump administration completely falling apart They try to make a transition plan for Acting President Pence but then Ivanka and Jared try to take over and it all gets sabotaged by Qanons and pro-life fundies who earnestly believe there's still a chance he'll wake up
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Ha ha oh I'm so happy imagining this That would be so good Oh please oh God
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How would you notice?
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Kept alive in a prison cell, let out only to be wheeled around the prison yard as other felons were kept back at a safe distance (I'd imagine him still contagious)
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This would actually be a really funny way for the Warhammer 40K Emperor memes to pay off
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Golden Throne indeed
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I want the opposite. I want him very very aware and trapped in a body that doesn’t work at all.
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His true form of vegetable
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