Everyone jokes about how a bunch of the remaining undecided voters who say they vote based on "the economy" are completely braindead zombies who just stare at the Dow and vote for whoever Makes Number Go Up Trump just deliberately and pointlessly Made Number Go Down A LOT
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Replying to @steelerspensfn
At this point I wouldn't be surprised to hear Trump has secretly been talking with a stockbroker to buy an inverse ETF shorting the entire US stock market
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Replying to @arthur_affect @steelerspensfn
The bad news for him is that his broker is Rudy Giuliani, and he bought the other kind of ETF
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Replying to @mssilverstein @steelerspensfn
Obama did, in fact, put all of his personal fortune into a normal total-stock-market index fund when he was elected He said that this seemed like the fairest way to avoid conflict of interest - placing a positive bet on the US economy (cashing out would be betting against it)
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We can argue about whether making yourself a stockholder in every company is betting on ALL of America as opposed to taking the side of the capitalists against labor Fine The point is, Trump didn't even try He kept all his money in his own secret special fund run by his sons
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I am still extremely salty that they just let that go after making Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm
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