Don Jr.'s leaking it that he's trying to keep Daddy in the hospital while Ivanka and Jared keep telling him how great he's doing and he should get back out there. it's something like a tragedy to realize that Don Jr. actually cares about the man while his favorite just uses him
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Replying to @TylerMoody @arthur_affect
meanwhile eric is busy being deposed re the criminal empire Daddy "gave" him this whole thing is like stupid king lear
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Replying to @TylerMoody @arthur_affect
Why is Eric the favorite? He is far uglier.
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Replying to @ZeframM @arthur_affect
ivanka's the favorite, eric is the one they left in charge of the business, they set him up to take a hard fall for all the criminal shit and he doesn't realize it
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Replying to @TylerMoody @ZeframM
It is legitimately tragic how stupid Eric is and it's because they intentionally made him stupid because that makes him useful
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Michael: "At this point I just don't see any way of getting our hands on those files, other than... Breaking and entering" George Sr: *shrugs* "Well if it's illegal just have Gob do it" Michael: *nervous laughter* "Seroiusly?" George Sr: "Yeah, 'swhat we keep him around for"
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Michael: *slowly dawning realization* "That's what we keep him around for"
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I am legitimately haunted by the story of how after college Eric started one of those standard showoffy performative celebrity cancer charities, that nonetheless actually functioned as a cancer charity And then Donald found out and got MAD and PUNISHED him for it
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Literally called him "stupid" because he donated the use of a Trump property for a charity gala "for free" when he could've expensed it And immediately starts finding more "expenses" to loot the donor money with and turn the charity into a scam
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The charity went straight from raising several million dollars for cancer research every year to barely raising any money at all every year, what with all the expenses Because Eric was too "stupid" to understand that's how all Trump organizations are supposed to work
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Eric has always been the "stupid" son who doesn't quite fully understand how deep the lies go, because he's the youngest one born when the lies were already habitual and unconscious That's why when push comes to shove he's the one who has to testify and if necessary go to prison
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