Ha ha oh man imagine them just reenacting the Black Panther waterfall fight scene only with stupid wand-waving spell effects and with two white guys Ezra Miller just zapping Jude Law again and again "What's the matter, cousin? Where's your magic?"
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"STUPEFY! PETRIFICUS TOTALIS! JELLY-LEGS JINX! CRRUUUCIIIIOOOOO!" "IS THIS YOUR SUPREME MUGWUMP?!"
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The truly edgelord, gives-no-fucks sequel villain would wand their way into close-quarters and then just drop the wand and pummel the shit out of the good wizard, revealing how ripped and physically fit they were, like "this is who you are without your precious magic"
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Arthur ChuVerified account @arthur_affectReplying to @BootlegGirl @leonidas701 and 10 othersHave Dudley's boxing training come into play and he just sucker punches Voldemort while pretending to beg for mercy Voldy drops his wand in surprise and then spends half an hour getting the shit beaten out of him1 reply 4 retweets 15 likes -
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Valorizing punching people in movies is always one of those dicey things In real everyday life, violent people are usually shitty people and the casual use of violence is usually used against the marginalized And yet
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It's so hard not to feel like the image of punching a wizard in the face is symbolic of this idea of ordinary people using the kinds of power we can understand, however ugly and nasty and uncouth, against the powers we can't -- finance and politics and tech and other spellcraft
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It's why
@sadydoyle wrote about how even though the Hulk is literally a giant cliche about toxic masculinity, "I'm always angry" and "Puny god" can hit as such powerful and resonant lines from a feminist POV2 replies 2 retweets 27 likes -
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Picking up a goddamn baseball bat and smashing your super special magic computer with the special algorithm in it that tells all of us what to do into little pieces Reminding us all that, in the end, it's just a goddamn plastic box
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The smug billionaire prick realizing that all the money that exists as 1s and 0s in a faraway computer and all the complex knowledge of law and finance he's spent a lifetime accumulating means jack shit when all the little people start physically rushing the door to his mansion
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@RuffleJax talked about how the Bay Area techbro rationalist community is in love with Mage: the Ascension and their private Discord server is named "Doissetep" after the Chantry of the Order of Hermes And wow that analogy just makes me appreciate Hunter: the Reckoning so much3 replies 1 retweet 16 likes -
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Everyone who hated Hunter tended to be like "Hey it only makes sense for the Vampires, what about the Werewolves and Mages? Hunters hate them and they're good guys" They are not good guys Are you kidding me The Traditions get the wall *first*, *before* the Camarilla
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