Being the Inconvenient Relative everyone just abandoned and thought was a kind of dirty family secret Until twenty years later and Times Have Changed and you've made some money now and people need something from you and all of a sudden you gotta pretend it's okay
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Replying to @arthur_affect @quisitore and
I greatly enjoy headcanoning Mafalda Weasley as being technically a Muggleborn (because a Squib who cuts off their family essentially just is a Muggle), but one raised with a deep resentment of the Wizarding World and its hierarchy
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Replying to @arthur_affect @quisitore and
And if they're lucky she's only coming to Hogwarts to learn just enough to make her FYGM money and then abandon them forever And if they're unlucky she's there to learn enough to blow the whole thing up
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Replying to @GGarethwilson @quisitore and
Wizard Killmonger is absolutely a character who should exist in Harry Potter and is such a cooler idea for a successor to Voldemort (basically Voldemort's mirror image) than what either Cursed Child or Fantastic Beasts came up with
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Replying to @arthur_affect @GGarethwilson and
Wizard Killmonger is so, so obviously a slam dunk concept for a contrasting sequel villain and, like a Vampirized Slayer in BtVS, it's incomprehensibly hackish that nobody involved ever attempted to pull the trigger on this
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Replying to @Nymphomachy @GGarethwilson and
It's really obvious of making him Dumbledore's secret brother -- or cousin or whatever -- and therefore foil is them kind of gesturing at this concept but I don't have high hopes a JKR script will actually get at the moral core of the conflict here
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy and
Ha ha oh man imagine them just reenacting the Black Panther waterfall fight scene only with stupid wand-waving spell effects and with two white guys Ezra Miller just zapping Jude Law again and again "What's the matter, cousin? Where's your magic?"
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy and
"STUPEFY! PETRIFICUS TOTALIS! JELLY-LEGS JINX! CRRUUUCIIIIOOOOO!" "IS THIS YOUR SUPREME MUGWUMP?!"
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Replying to @arthur_affect @GGarethwilson and
The truly edgelord, gives-no-fucks sequel villain would wand their way into close-quarters and then just drop the wand and pummel the shit out of the good wizard, revealing how ripped and physically fit they were, like "this is who you are without your precious magic"
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy and
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy and
Valorizing punching people in movies is always one of those dicey things In real everyday life, violent people are usually shitty people and the casual use of violence is usually used against the marginalized And yet
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