It should've ended with him leaking everything he knows about these parasitic mind-raping reality warper mutants to the Muggle government and having a Muggle cruise missile reduce Hogwarts to rubble It should've ended with burning that fucking hat to ash
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If he actually had been a Squib he would, of course, have simply died It is not clear if his family would've gotten in legal trouble for this with the Ministry - murdering *Muggles* is frowned upon as a potential breach of the Statute of Secrecy but that doesn't apply to Squibs
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the idea of somebody from a respected family spending much time in jail for fatally defenestrating me just sounds super sketch in general
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the sort of insane prep some of the parents put their kids through for the entrance exam to that school really makes that land hard
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yeah one of my cohort was prepped for FIVE YEARS starting at the age of six and I'm sure some of the other parents would consider that lightweight
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Man. I bought & read these books to& with my kid. 20 years later I’m so choked at how much I managed to not see or, worse, wasn’t capable of seeing. They are so bad
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To be 100% fair his uncle dropped him by accident
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