It should've ended with him leaking everything he knows about these parasitic mind-raping reality warper mutants to the Muggle government and having a Muggle cruise missile reduce Hogwarts to rubble It should've ended with burning that fucking hat to ash
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Fuck this shit This society is not redeemable Their elitist bigotry is not quaint and charming and cute What the fuck are you teaching these kids Joanne
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Every single Harry Potter fan should've gotten this result from the damn Sorting Hat quiz, if it were honest It shouldn't say Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff or Slytherin
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It should take all your answers to your questions, throw them away, and then politely say "It seems that a Muggle has infiltrated the Hogwarts grounds. Please remain calm, Obliviators have been dispatched from the Ministry to deal with the intruder"
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You are Angus Buchanan And Dudley Dursley, and Frank Bryce, and Jake Kowalski, and the Prime Minister, and all the other disposable Muggle characters in this universe who exist only as background noise to the real people
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If you somehow got on the Hogwarts grounds they would throw you right back out, in front of a laughing jeering crowd, impervious to your begging and sobbing Some of the self righteous Gryffindor types would feel bad But they'd all agree it was necessary It's just not for you
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The fact that the Hogwarts fantasy by its very nature is exclusionsist and elitist - "I'm not like you MUGGLES, I'm special" - and the sheer delusion of indulging in this kind of fantasy, inventing a tiny cloistered elite and then being sure you'd be in it
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This is what Julia's arc on The Magicians is about, and it gets really fucking dark, and really fucking raw, and really fucking real Recommended for anyone who's ever moved heaven and earth just to get that one big job interview only to be told "Nah, we don't think it's a fit"
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my GOD julia's arc is so brutal, especially in the early seasons that moment when she looks at quentin and says, magic is who i am, it's what i breathe in in the morning and exhale at night and he just looks at his best friend and goes, no sorry you didn't make the cut, bye.
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the way the brakebills kids treat hedges like they're nothing, like scenery they watch julia clawing for every scrap she has and are like, oh, cringe, that's really uncivil and uncouth to try so hard could you just not
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The "hedgewitch underground" has IMMENSE trans vibes
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eh
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