Love that when Dumbledore realizes the shit has hit the fan he's ready with suggestions for ending really basic disenfranchisement like "lets actually talk to giants" as a *war strategy.* Like he's always known the oppression was there but now that there's war it's important.
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Everything wizards touch ends up with fucking invisible magic strings attached, you let them borrow your pen one time and then for the rest of your life your pen just goes ZIIIIP! flying off your desk whenever someone with the soul of a true bureaucrat needs to sign something
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Wizards are such shitty people to all non-wizards JFC No boundaries whatsoever Remember that one of the basic first-year spells they all have to learn is Alohomora, a spell that JK ROWLING'S OWN (inaccurate) ETYMOLOGY SAYS is a "spell for stealing shit from Muggles"
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I haven't read any of the HP books, but everything I do read about them convinces me that the wizards in those books are all complete assholes. Even the supposedly good ones are blithely abusive, manipulative, and exploitative of anyone they see as "beneath" them.
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You are absolutely correct. The one character in the whole mess who might be a halfway decent human being is Neville. Maybe Luna. But yeah basically the whole concept of the wizards secrecy is just gross.
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When we started our first 5e campaign one of the players, who had an eldritch Knight, was obsessed with using their weapon bond ability to sell a sword to a merchant and then teleport it back into his hand a while later
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This reminds me of a thing that happened when I was in Xbox support. The short of it is a dude bought a second hand Xbox that had an account logged in, and just kept using that account. Woke up one day to find that it had been recovered to a different console.
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Dude in question rang support constantly, demanding "his" account back despite having next to no information about it. Had always bought shit with prepaid cards etc, so no credit card to link him to the account or prove ownership status via PII.
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