Yeah there's some hilariously simple and dark folktale I saw in one of those Scary Stories collections where this Satan figure promises these kids to grant their wishes if they murder their mother And the ending is just "LOL I don't have magical powers and I can't grant wishes"https://twitter.com/AlexandraErin/status/1311652057145896960 …
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"I'm just a weird old man who says shit to screw with people Oh my God you kids didn't seriously murder your actual mother did you Wow you guys are fuuuuuuuucked"
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(As I recall, he had in fact demonstrated his "magic powers" by making the kids' doll talk but he was just a ventriloquist See this is why you need to demand robust, peer-reviewed evidence before you invest in a venture)
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