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Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie (he/him)

Broadview Heights, Ohio
arthur-chu.com
Joined August 2009

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    1. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 1 Oct 2020

      - "Eye-dialect", where you conve that someone speaks English in an accent different from your own by mangling the spelling of their words like an asshole "Ach, jus' becau' a Scots dialec' is charact'riz'd bah glo'al stops don' mean yer hafta cover m'dialogue w'apostrophes"

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    2. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 1 Oct 2020

      "Emotional punctuation", where you grossly overuse and/or misuse punctuation marks, italics, capitalization, etc. "Harry was... so upset... he couldn't even... get through a whole sentence... even when... he wasn't talking... and it was just... the third-person narration"

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    3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 1 Oct 2020

      And look Lengthy monologuing isn't inherently a bad thing, there are writers who build their whole style around making that concept work But the *massive* character filibusters she has people break into as soon as she's allowed are the kind of thing editors mock all the time

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    4. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 1 Oct 2020

      Fuck's sake her new book Troubled Blood ends with the murderer giving a THIRTY-PAGE-LONG CONFESSION of all their crimes Just sitting there answering all the detective's questions in exhaustive detail to make sure all the plot holes are patched up

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    5. the 99 people in a room that don't believe in you‏ @turpywurpy 1 Oct 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect

      I mean if you watched Crimes of Grindelwal, Leta Lestrange literally spends like 15 minutes at the end of the film telling us the plot of the film and all the extra bits they couldn't fit in...

      3 replies 1 retweet 28 likes
    6. Plutoburns‏ @Plutoburns 1 Oct 2020
      Replying to @turpywurpy @arthur_affect

      oh also explaining why a member of the lestrange family is black (it was slavery) Cause like.....everyone was asking

      1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
    7. the 99 people in a room that don't believe in you‏ @turpywurpy 1 Oct 2020
      Replying to @Plutoburns @arthur_affect

      "Guys it's fine, I can explain! Basically, her dad bought her mum from another slave-owner and then sexually assaulted her. See, it all makes sense now!"

      1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
    8. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 1 Oct 2020
      Replying to @turpywurpy @Plutoburns

      She acts like it's this big shocking reveal for us to find out Credence wasn't really Corvus Lestrange after all But we only even found out he was supposed to be Corvus Lestrange like half an hour ago and it was never clear why that was supposed to be any kind of big deal

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    9. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 1 Oct 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @turpywurpy @Plutoburns

      Like leaving us on this extremely unsteady footing with all this bait-and-switching via obnoxiously long monologues and flashbacks -- "I have no idea who the fuck Credence's parents are supposed to be or why that even matters"

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    10. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 1 Oct 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @turpywurpy @Plutoburns

      And it's all to set up ending the movie on the stupidest, most ass-pulled reveal of all Like scientifically the worst possible way to end the movie An actual worse version of "Rey... you're a Palpatine"

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      Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 1 Oct 2020
      Replying to @arthur_affect @turpywurpy @Plutoburns

      I genuinely feel bad for her hardcore fans because that reveal just slaps them so hard in the face "You know all that sad backstory with Dumbledore and Grindelwald and Dumbledore's tragic dead sister Ariana? Well it's wrong There was this baby brother the whole time too"

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        2. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 1 Oct 2020
          Replying to @arthur_affect @turpywurpy @Plutoburns

          I love the fanfic explanation that Credence Barebone actually IS Ariana Dumbledore, somehow reincarnated, and "Aurelius Dumbledore" was his chosen name before he died because he was a closeted trans man

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        3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 1 Oct 2020
          Replying to @arthur_affect @turpywurpy @Plutoburns

          Like it's a great way to troll JKR but it's also legitimately the only way to salvage this plot twist that isn't insulting

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        2. Astros Anxiety‏ @AstrosAnxiety 1 Oct 2020
          Replying to @arthur_affect @turpywurpy @Plutoburns

          Everybody wants to feel how they felt when they first heard, "No. I am your father," but very few movies can pull that off and almost universally more interesting when they don't try. Your comparison to Rey being a Palpatine is both correct and infuriating.

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        3. Brian McNatt‏ @TheBrianMcNatt 1 Oct 2020
          Replying to @AstrosAnxiety @arthur_affect and

          It literally gets harder to pull off the more people try, because they're just watering the whole thing down.

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        1. the 99 people in a room that don't believe in you‏ @turpywurpy 1 Oct 2020
          Replying to @arthur_affect @Plutoburns

          I was one of those massive fans! Not to mention that despite making such a fuss about dumbledore and grindelwald being retcon-gay, she didn't even fucking mention it in either FB or CoG! The best we got was "we were closer than brothers... something something Blood Pact..."

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