The Harry Potter books are full of: - Tom Swifties (so named because of people dunking on the cheesy old Tom Swift adventure stories), where every "he said/she said" line has a colorful verb + adverb "I have PTSD and everyone treats it as a joke," Neville whined nebbishly
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I genuinely feel bad for her hardcore fans because that reveal just slaps them so hard in the face "You know all that sad backstory with Dumbledore and Grindelwald and Dumbledore's tragic dead sister Ariana? Well it's wrong There was this baby brother the whole time too"
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I love the fanfic explanation that Credence Barebone actually IS Ariana Dumbledore, somehow reincarnated, and "Aurelius Dumbledore" was his chosen name before he died because he was a closeted trans man
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And then Credence fires off one spell and blows up an entire mountainside, at once giving us the Worst Secret Family Reveal of All Time and making us wonder what the big deal was even supposed to be with wimpy little Voldemort.
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