I don't really fear death, because I've never gotten laid and, per the Norse Eddas, this overrides all other religious affiliations and guarantees me an afterlife serving as handmaiden to the agriculture goddess Gefjon, so eat shit, sex-havers
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Fucking bullshit now I need to die in battle wtf
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In all seriousness I was never clear on whether the ancient Norse actually believed their afterlife also applied to foreigners Like there's some pretty clear references in Greek myth that the Greeks actually didn't think so
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There's some kind of thing about how the Elysian Fields border on the country of the AEthiopians (which the ancient Greeks thought of as this fantasy magical place populated by magical beings in the same place as the real-life Ethiopia) and people travel freely between them
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