I don't really fear death, because I've never gotten laid and, per the Norse Eddas, this overrides all other religious affiliations and guarantees me an afterlife serving as handmaiden to the agriculture goddess Gefjon, so eat shit, sex-havers
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There's some kind of thing about how the Elysian Fields border on the country of the AEthiopians (which the ancient Greeks thought of as this fantasy magical place populated by magical beings in the same place as the real-life Ethiopia) and people travel freely between them
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I never caught that bit. Do you remember source?
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