Because I'm petty, I'm going to gather you all around and tell you about that time JK Rowling was extremely wrong about something and, by being wrong about it, poisoned Google search results for it for years afterwards and generally made the world ignorant about it
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Gosh, you'd better stop me from burning any more of JK Rowling's books with my tweets Maybe you should get the government to forcibly delete them just to make sure
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I'm trying to save you from the trap you are walking into, which is precisely a situation where the government does control your tweets and mine.

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Sounds like what a paper cut from a radioactive book would cause.
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