EL James is obviously more horrid than Stephenie Meyer though Like in tabletop gaming terms she's "strictly worse"
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
At this point I'd be willing to say she's worse than Meyer simply by being British
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
James is someone who looked at Twilight and said "how do I do this but worse"
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Replying to @sapphixy @Nymphomachy
Well it's so clearly, as
@Nymphomachy says, below the Rowline It's just vapid sex scenes mixed with blatant product placement1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes -
Like you know the book literally has an Audi commercial in it Christian hits the roof over the crappy old beater Anastasia is driving so he surprises her with a new Audi as a gift Then they have a conversation over the Audi's superior safety and performance
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Audi actually said they had no intention of pursuing a product placement deal with the movie but when they heard about that scene they were like "We pretty much have to"
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Then they did this commercial with Vanessa Bayer brutally mocking the filmhttps://youtu.be/AFiDwzl-pK4
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I'm a little scared now.
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For some reason I love Vanessa Bayer sexually harassing people so much
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