"You'll thank me one day when you're happily married with a pair of strapping boys." ... That line did not land the way I think it was supposed to
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OH, GOOD, her brother has swooped in to sparkle at her, condescend, and Sherlocksplain deductive reasoning AND FEELINGS to her
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OH MY GOD she's being RESCUED by Lord Posh Twittington and she has stolen a car because THERE IS A CAR IN THIS MOVIE and the headmistress went to school with their mother but has a crush on MYCROFT, AAAAAAAAHHHHH
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... Okay, the reveal in the flashback to Enola's mother lecturing her about choices and moves while playing chess actually surprised a laugh out of me
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... wait, the mystery Enola had to solve was who wanted to kill Lord Twittington? I thought that had already been established about 10 seconds after we met him and he basically told her
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And then it was followed up with ANOTHER part where the murderer ALSO basically told her, and she still didn't catch on
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If Helena Bonham Carter descended from on high to tell me how to kung fu Burn Gorman to death, I would be more upset than inspired, TBH
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Henry Cavill striding out of Scotland Yard yelling HAH! needs to be a GIF
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I don't know how I feel about the fact that famous superdumbass Lestrade is played by one of the two POC in this film
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Replying to @AmeliaRoseWrite
Yeah I mean eventually the books come around to Lestrade not being such a bad guy But he's a cop and ACAB And TV always makes the cop or the judge or the school principal or the medieval Captain of the Guard a PoC
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It's a weirdly messed up kind of affirmative action Diversify your characters who are authority figures in-universe but who, irl, are not important All the Black Presidents in disaster movies
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