At this point I'd be willing to say she's worse than Meyer simply by being British
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James is someone who looked at Twilight and said "how do I do this but worse"
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Well it's so clearly, as
@Nymphomachy says, below the Rowline It's just vapid sex scenes mixed with blatant product placement1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes -
Like you know the book literally has an Audi commercial in it Christian hits the roof over the crappy old beater Anastasia is driving so he surprises her with a new Audi as a gift Then they have a conversation over the Audi's superior safety and performance
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Audi actually said they had no intention of pursuing a product placement deal with the movie but when they heard about that scene they were like "We pretty much have to"
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Then they did this commercial with Vanessa Bayer brutally mocking the filmhttps://youtu.be/AFiDwzl-pK4
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Are we leaving out Marion Zimmer Bradl- oh, living, okay. I mean... also Anne Perry straight-up murdered somebody?
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I would need to know more about whether the person she murdered would have voted Trump
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Anne Perry was born Juliet Hulme and is one of the defendants in the infamous Parker-Hulme murder case in New Zealand, which inspired the film Heavenly Creatures (where her character was played by Kate Winslet)
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She had a very close female best friend in New Zealand, Pauline Parker Parker's mom was a homophobe who was afraid they were lesbians and wanted them separated, when it seemed like this was inevitably going to happen they lost their shit and murdered her
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This case got sensationalized as the result of lesbian desires turning teenage girls insane and violent and started a homophobic moral panic in New Zealand that lasted through the 50s and 60s
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So, you know, I don't know if you'd previously heard of this case but I figured you'd probably reflexively side with the defendants
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