You ever think about how Robert Pattinson is probably one of the few people to have crossed paths with both of the two most horrid women in the history of literature
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Replying to @Nymphomachy
EL James is obviously more horrid than Stephenie Meyer though Like in tabletop gaming terms she's "strictly worse"
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
At this point I'd be willing to say she's worse than Meyer simply by being British
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
James is someone who looked at Twilight and said "how do I do this but worse"
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Replying to @sapphixy @Nymphomachy
Well it's so clearly, as
@Nymphomachy says, below the Rowline It's just vapid sex scenes mixed with blatant product placement1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes -
Like you know the book literally has an Audi commercial in it Christian hits the roof over the crappy old beater Anastasia is driving so he surprises her with a new Audi as a gift Then they have a conversation over the Audi's superior safety and performance
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Audi actually said they had no intention of pursuing a product placement deal with the movie but when they heard about that scene they were like "We pretty much have to"
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Then they did this commercial with Vanessa Bayer brutally mocking the filmhttps://youtu.be/AFiDwzl-pK4
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