I mean on the scale of expectations of human decency I'd go GOOD[...][...][...] enlisted POGs => public defenders => enlisted grunts => lawyers => commissioned officers => judges => federal judges => elected politicians with JDs => SCOTUS judges => cops => PURE EVIL
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Replying to @Nymphomachy
I guess lawyers who work for the government, especially prosecutors, are the cops/soldiers here, regular lawyers in private practice are more like mercenaries
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Anyway there's a lot of holes in this taxonomy, like there's all kinds of "regular lawyers" whose careers are more or less problematic than prosecutors, including the question of big-money criminal defense attorneys who protect the constitutional rights of millionaires
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There's also, of course, the fact that the other traditional path to political office other than a law career is being a high-ranking commissioned officer and/or "war hero"
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this is true, accounting for the John McCains would require an expansion beyond the character limit
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My sister's high school boyfriend had this whole life plan to become the first Asian President, by doing all this shit to overcome people's distrust of Asians' patriotism and sense of Asian men's effeminacy Step one was to join the Marines and get deployed to Iraq as an officer
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The plan was to serve with distinction, then come home and enroll in law school, get a JD, practice just long enough to build a résumé, then immediately start working his way up through elected office
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
It was very off putting and I remember thinking how much it would serve him right to just get shot in his first six months in active duty
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Well, he probably integrated that into his plans too, like as long as you survive nothing voters love more than a Purple Heart
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Honestly you think about the agonizing pain McCain lived with his whole life that no amount of physical therapy could ever actually fix, turning him from an athletic macho bro to a sedentary middle aged man overnight, and it's just "Play stupid games win stupid prizes"
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He was deeply unpopular because he was a reckless medal chasing rich kid, a type the regular enlisted grunt can smell a mile away, and if he'd had men under his command rather than being a pilot he'd have been fragged by his own guys and they'd have made sure he didn't survive
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
(Maybe there's something to be said about the Army being slightly less prone to this bullshit than other services, like being discouraged from trying to be a hero because that would entail ordering all your guys to also be heroes, and they might just shoot you instead)
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Well historically you didn’t even need to join the military, you could just go to South America and topple a government
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