Only women are cursed to become snake people though
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Replying to @arthur_affect @beetlefella101
Oh we're looping back to the Penelope-is-Nagini tweets
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Replying to @Nymphomachy @beetlefella101
It's your mother's fault for going ahead and having you before fully transitioning into an Iberian lynx
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Replying to @arthur_affect @beetlefella101
Just inhabiting an old woman's corpse to shitpost all day about how much of a dick move it was for my mom to give birth to me
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Replying to @Nymphomachy @beetlefella101
Unable to hold down a job due to your condition so your livelihood becomes letting yourself be milked for sustenance by creepy man-babies
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This took a weird turn
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So did Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
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Replying to @arthur_affect @mssilverstein and
What actually annoys me most is people with the curse are officially called a "Maledictus" even though the curse says they are all women without exception so why isn't it "Maledicta"
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It's not Latin, it's just LIKE Latin, except when you have questions like that, in which case a wizard did it.
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This one isn't even obscure though, like does JKR never get mail calling her an "alumna" of her university
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Replying to @arthur_affect @mssilverstein and
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@Nymphomachy were you aware that JKR was also a Classics major and how does that fact make you feel2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes -
Wait, is that true?
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