An actual fucking conversation in 2020. Me: You see about the heat ray? Amy: Yeah. Me: And the sonic weapon? Amy: Yeah. Me: Those ear plugs I bought that you mocked, they protect against the sonic weapon. Amy: Yeah. Me: I got nothing for the heat ray though.
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Replying to @MelanieMoore
If you're at risk of being heat rayed it's important not to be wearing wire rim glasses, jewelry, or anything metallic on your skin
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Replying to @arthur_affect @MelanieMoore
Or at least if you're unavoidably wearing something like glasses wear them in a way that you can very quickly take them off It's a microwave ray and metal objects react like they do in a regular microwave
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Replying to @arthur_affect @MelanieMoore
Oh shit. People with piercings might want to take them out before protesting, then?
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It's a very good idea to not have your piercings in before any event where you might end up meeting violence The heat ray is a somewhat less likely danger than the more mundane issue of the piercings catching on things or being deliberately pulled on
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