You ever think about other species of undead that live on the other humor Like how would it feel to be a phlegm vampirehttps://twitter.com/Billaric/status/1305958379991576577?s=19 …
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Replying to @arthur_affect
Black bile causes depression. So what would a black bile vampire do
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Replying to @lawnerdbarak
I mean black bile is literally poop, it's the used up bile that gives feces their color So being a "melancholic vampire" would be melancholic in multiple senses
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Replying to @arthur_affect
Black bile isn’t poop… it was a bodily fluid not an excretion.
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Replying to @lawnerdbarak
Black bile is the fluid in your intestines that gives poop its dark color
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Replying to @arthur_affect @lawnerdbarak
It's not clear if a melancholic vampire would have to take it from the intestines or if eating post-excretion poop would be good enough I guess the latter would make you one of those "ethical" vampires
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