You ever think about other species of undead that live on the other humor Like how would it feel to be a phlegm vampirehttps://twitter.com/Billaric/status/1305958379991576577?s=19 …
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Order of the Stick riffed on the other bodily fluids from Churchill's speech, and while sweat vampires and tear vampires both seem more benign than blood vampires, they're both kind of distressing in almost opposite ways
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Like tear vampires are a variant on emotional vampires but grosser There's nothing actually evil about sweat vampires at all, but... eww
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Immediately thought up-- A phlegmpire who has an arrangement with the local dentist-- that spittoon doesn't actually drain away, all the spittle is collected for dinner.
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phlegmpire version of a blood bank
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