At one point I bounced the idea of a cerebrospinal fluid vampire story off my anatomy professor. I think that's the only time I managed to make him look queasy. :D
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How would the bile vampire even feed? Do you need to cut into someone's torso to find their liver?
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You'd go for the abdomen and suck it out of their duodenum
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Step 1 is to spell it phlegmpire.
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Step 2: Change it to flempire. English needs a spelling reform, and flem vs flegmatic is a prime example. Then yu add gosts to the story.
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Black bile is underrated as sustenance for the undead
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at least if you fed off of vitreous fluid you could keep your mortality rate low, you'd just leave a lot of blind people around, or you could hang with a vampire and then help yourself to the eyes afterward
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I'm just imagining phlegmpires being the most benign variant, like the castle is full of "phlegm dolls" who just happen to suffer from seasonal allergies
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Choler vampires going on Twitter for all the rush and none of the calories.
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