when I was in middle school I used to fuck with people when they introduced themselves to me by acting incredulous, like there's no way they could seriously be THE Maggie Jones or Kurt Brown or whatever
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We don't exactly know why the First Bride made the fairly obviously suicidal decision to bring Vlad back - part of it was maybe true love or petty vengeance - but part of it seems to be this nihilistic conviction that Duke is just as full of shit and nothing will actually change
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I thought Ellie would resonate with their final conversation "Why are you still pretending to be a teenager?" "I never got to be one the first time around!" "Grow up!"
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I mean Dracula could have, you know, prevented the Porajmos or something, if he was really all that benevolent you'd have thought some of those centuries would've looked better
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Yeah well Duke's been head vampire for 40 years now and LA isn't doing that great, especially in the Hollywood toxic masculinity department Why was Weinstein running around all that time with all his blood
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