flirting by being thrown into a dumpster and left for dead: yes, i understand this deeplypic.twitter.com/BPvQ11yALo
Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie (he/him)
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flirting by being thrown into a dumpster and left for dead: yes, i understand this deeplypic.twitter.com/BPvQ11yALo
there's a lot of Subtext about how her older brother used to have a younger brother and now he's got a younger sister and this informs every scene between them and all the details of how he treats herpic.twitter.com/WCXhu9mROk
like she's figured her gender shit out and he hasn't, really
gender transition is a lot like all your teeth rotting out while new and better teeth grow in their places, when you think about itpic.twitter.com/UjVV1t5DEE
tfw when you are trying to have a queer moment with your queer friends and there's a straight dude jamming things up but also he's your awk brotherpic.twitter.com/DG0qd6YESl
"so like you are guys vampires?" "YUP." "...am i a vampire?" "dunno do you want to be" EGGS ARE BEING CRACKED.pic.twitter.com/QssxF7yNhL
"hey we're vampires, we kill people, isn't that ~~scary~~, aren't you ~~scared~~" "bitch i'm trans"
we are made to be monstrous, so let's be monsterspic.twitter.com/Gev00G45eE
really wild that "grungry ass lesbian vampire movie" manages to have a more sophisticated understanding of patriarchy than, like, professional british feminists
she literally gives a red pill / blue pill speech and the red pill is literally this dude's blood, i am in fucking lovepic.twitter.com/8NArlycpHc
I like how the "blue pill" in this context is 1) a lie that doesn't actually work, 2) turns out to just be alcohol
"You can decide to complete your transition or you can just get shitfaced again tonight and be back here next week"
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