Senior Airman: you must never, ever do this, 0/10 Penelope Pilbeam: way too much name, you hardly need to use so much name at once, 4/10 Penelope: Correct. Classic standby, you can never go wrong with this, 10/10 P: No, I'm not a letter. 2/10 PP: I CAST FAMILICIDE. -50/10
-
Show this thread
-
pɨˈnɛ.loʊp: s2g, I can't hear your pronunciation through a text-based medium but know that if you're calling me this in your head that you're sick and twisted, 0/10 Lope: I am not a "long bounding stride", 1/10 Lopè: bro just call me Lupé then, least gives me latina cred, 2/10
3 replies 1 retweet 14 likesShow this thread -
Pen: sleek, simple, mightier than the sword, 8/10 Penn: fuck you motherfucker. 1/10 Nel/Nell: rarely used, relic of failures, the Betamax of nicknames, 5/10 Nelly/Nellie: not at all, makes me sound like either an R&B singer or a plump Dublin thot, just not doing this, 2/10
4 replies 1 retweet 20 likesShow this thread -
Nelo: Interesting, is apparently a genus of moths, also makes me sound like a Devil May Cry boss, 5.5/10 Penelo: Yes, good, the main character of the entire Final Fantasy franchise, top choice, 7/10 Nelope: Very tryhard, u can't remove syllables willy-nilly, 2/10 Pope: wut/10
3 replies 1 retweet 19 likesShow this thread -
Penny: 𝔽𝕆ℝ𝔹𝕀𝔻𝔻𝔼ℕ. my exes used to call me this. we are leaving that past behind. NaN/10 Penni/Pennie: okay in case we were unclear it's not the association with copper-and-zinc coins I find objectionable, NaN/∞ Enny: That's... interesting. Write an essay on it. TBA/10
2 replies 1 retweet 18 likesShow this thread -
Pitstop: Wrestlers may call me this, 7/10 Wilton: Only the cast members of DOWNTON ABBEY may call me this, ½/10 Cruz: Tom Cruise may call me this, ¼/10 Clearwater: Only Rowling calls me this, at our final dramatic showdown, fighting to the death in a Manhattan downpour, -1/10
3 replies 1 retweet 15 likesShow this thread -
Pepper: quite good! spunky, implies that I am spicy and come with salt, god-tier, 9/10 Pepero: these are Korean cookie sticks, I mean, sure, that's cute, 6.5/10 Pepsi: we're starting to get lost in the weeds, also I prefer Coke, 3/10 Pepsin: seriously stop, 1/10 Peppy:
/
1 reply 1 retweet 13 likesShow this thread -
Pep: No, terrible, you may not, 0/10 Pex: Yes, this is fine, this is how I sign emails, 8/10 Pexy: This is, I always felt, quite cute, but nobody ever used it, shrug, 7.5/10 Pixie: Like "Nymph", it is, I think, technically accurate, don't really feel like I live up to it, 7/10
3 replies 0 retweets 14 likesShow this thread -
P.X. : veterans will tell you this is a term for a military K-Mart; they are technically not wrong but it is also my initials, 7¾/10 PXP: Too many initials, sounds like a party drug, 5/10 XP: Courage and wit have served thee well. Thou hast been promoted to the next level. DW/1
1 reply 1 retweet 12 likesShow this thread -
Penelopeia: I understand the confusion; this is the dryad who gave birth to the god Pan, 7/10 Pan: kinda weird, since he is the brother of the goddess Hermaphroditus, also I'm more sapphic, 1/10 Piper: this is silly, 0/10 Pippa: tbh, prolly what JKR _actually_ calls me.
/
3 replies 0 retweets 5 likesShow this thread
I mean, you know that thanks to the name confusion, there's a variant fanfic origin of Pan where he was born after Penelope actually did have group sex with all the suitors and all their sperm mixed together (hence being named "Pan", "all")
-
-
Replying to @arthur_affect
Yeah I always wanted to do something with that Margaret Atwood in her Penelope take used her nymph ancestry to imply she was basically a water mage, Penelopeia as a figure is kind of obscure, I wanted to fanwank some reconciliation there but could never quite piece it together
1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @Nymphomachy
Lots of random women who are supposed to be hot get retconned or reimagined as nymphs just so we can have more nymphs I mean it just means "bride"
2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes - Show replies
New conversation -
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.