I like not having a degree because I'm never going to have any measure of authority that would be undermined by my shitposts, the only authority I undermine is everybody else's
There's a whole list that used to go around on Usenet of "whimsical units of measure", like saying that the most significant life milestone you can celebrate is being one gigasecond old (which is roughly 31.69 years)
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Dang, I missed mine.
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A "truly metric system of time" would be interesting, like a kilosecond is about 16 minutes, so the normal length of a TV show would be "2 kiloseconds", a class period would be "3 kiloseconds", a movie would be "5 kiloseconds"
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oh hey happy gigasecond to me
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May the next billion seconds be as fruitful as the first
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