I'm absolutely certain I've eaten way more Hot Pockets in my life than you Matt https://twitter.com/MattHennessey/status/1301987606666924032 …
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What I hate about being accused of "identity politics" is that the people saying it are the MOST identity-politics-obsessed people, over fucking ridiculous "identity markers" Like the reason I don't suck Trump's dick must be because I've never had a Big Mac or whatever
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Replying to @arthur_affect
Once you've put a Hot Pocket into your facehole you immediately develop an affinity for authoritarianism and a pair of Thin Blue Line flags sprout from your back like wings You'd know this if you ever ACTUALLY ate a Hot Pocket
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You don't become a Trump supporter when it goes in, that happens when it comes out
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