Prolly around 2012, me and some other airmen were talking at lunch and I was talking shit about LeBron James for reasons I honestly cannot imagine were in good faith And somebody asked "what's your beef with LeBron James?" and I claimed he'd been my guidance counselor in HS
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I suppose they didn't know where I grew up, or they assumed it was conceivable that a Cleveland-educated guidance counselor might move to the Chicagoland area for work
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You should've told them that your mama always said LeBron James was your real dad and you grew up resenting him for never coming back and lifting you out of poverty but now that you're older you realize she was just trying to spare your feelings
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