Prolly around 2012, me and some other airmen were talking at lunch and I was talking shit about LeBron James for reasons I honestly cannot imagine were in good faith And somebody asked "what's your beef with LeBron James?" and I claimed he'd been my guidance counselor in HS
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I said LeBron James had been my guidance counselor in high school, and he completely failed to motivate me to succeed, and that's why I was a failure and had to join the Air Force And they just... believed it Completely Unquestioningly
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And then I just kind of watched in awe as they changed the tack of their argument from—whatever the fuck it had been—to lecturing me about how it's really stupid to hold it against LeBron James that he was a crappy guidance counselor to me before he joined the NBA
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Like literally, emphatically, sincerely, telling me that I was irrational to place the responsibility on my high school guidance counselor, LeBron James, for failing to lead my adolescent self to greater things, that it has no relevance to his later career as a celeb bball player
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I mean to be fair, if he were any good at his job you wouldn't have ended up joining the Air Force
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