Tiffany takes after Marla Maples, whom Trump got tired of fucking a long time ago Whereas Ivanka remains a young spitting image of his first and truest love (himself)https://twitter.com/mskristinawong/status/1298435071691509764 …
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Replying to @arthur_affect
It's so weird to think about it in those terms It's like if I had a baby with the Dragonriders of Pern book series and now there's just this burdensome human testament to the fact that I wanted to read them at one point
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Replying to @Nymphomachy
Well yeah I mean historically there's a lot of bastards running around who know they exist because two teenagers were drunk as fuck and didn't have any condoms
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
I have a college story about knowing someone who exists because her mom slept with her dad on a dare
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
Wasn’t the girl from hocus pocus conceived during production of a porn
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Thora Birch? I think that's an exaggerated rumor (her parents were both adult actors who met while shooting porn though)
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