AAA centipede in my bedroom dunno where it is halp
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Replying to @BootlegGirl
Short-body/dozens of long-ish legs (like a walking mustache) = house centipede, which are jelly-soft and also harmless to humans. I despise them as well, but they're also insectivores, i.e. they clean out other pests like mites and such.
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Replying to @the_moviebob @BootlegGirl
People always say this about house centipedes, especially saying "They kill spiders" like that's a selling point, but it's really highly subjective whether spiders or house centipedes are actually worse to have to look at
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It was a moot point in Oahu because the geckos take care of them Of course, instead you have geckos
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Which is the one that DOESN'T save you any money on car insurance
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One time when I was showering I looked up to find a gecko the size of a Kindle was just chilling on the linoleum up above me and anyway that's why I don't have a soul anymore, it floated wherever balloons go when you suddenly drop them
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Replying to @Nymphomachy
Thats absolutely terrifying, but also much better than my visceral reaction would be to a spider or centipede above me like that. Honestly cant even look at photos of those bug fuckers.
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Replying to @Nymphomachy @AvisNigris
So you and the geckos should have solidarity
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Replying to @arthur_affect @AvisNigris
I would characterize it more as a friendly rivalry
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The cool thing about geckos is they are among the largest animals that can, like spiders and house centipedes, cling to any surface regardless of angle
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The Geico gecko doesn't at all sound like the voice I imagine when looking at the face of a real gecko and that's good because it'd be really annoying
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