Like the knee-jerk categorization for a story like this would be "creepypasta" but I'm coming around to the Jenny Nicholson definition of creepypasta as "what you graduate to when you're slightly too old for Goosebumps."
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Like, the Russian Sleep Experiment fucking sucks. Jeff the Killer fucking suuuuuucks. Slender Man sucks. Ben Drowned sucks. These attempts at being scary are garbage.
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If you'll bear with me, I had this experience as a freshman in high school I was this little punky 14yo femme kid wearing a ballchain necklace with black oily bangs curling in front of my eyes A gothy kinda Amy Winehouse looking senior thought I looked really cute I guess
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she literally asked me to Homecoming (I know I know, weird flex, hold your horses) A girl showing interest in me was a big deal so like of course I accepted She came to my house a few times and yeah it turned out she was more than a little fucking weird, like a lot weird
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Obviously my mother was excited I was doing datey kinds of things like a normie and she was all on board the Penelope-going-to-Homecoming-with-a-senior-girl train Bought me a corsage and shit, it was super embarrassing but hey it's not like my older brother went to school dances
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anyway she dropped me off in front of a Chinese buffet where I was going to be meeting my date and her friends and that's where it all really went south, like REALLY south Because this girl's friends were her age and they were extremely fucked up dudes who did, um, lots of drugs
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They literally had kind of a loud argument at the table about opium (I think it was opium, weirdly...?) One of the guys really wanted to do a bunch of opium or something and the other guy was coming down from a bunch of bad experiences trying new drugs with this guy
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Like "I've tried that shit! I'm not gonna try that shit again just for your entertainment" something like that idk It got kind of heated And you know, I'm pretty much just this kid, I've had a sheltered life trapped with my very low-functioning and demanding older brother
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So I'm just sitting there, not sure what I've gotten myself into But I'm trying to fit in, like if these guys want to talk about drugs I'll ask them questions about drugs So I asked them if they had ever tried shrooms and they both looked at me hungrily "You got shrooms?"
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And of course I just kind of panicked and stammered "N-no... I was just trying to make conversation..." and kind of trailed off in my classic deer-in-headlights kind of way I don't remember saying anything else for the rest of the occasion
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Ha, you should watch Hollidaysburg
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