Like the knee-jerk categorization for a story like this would be "creepypasta" but I'm coming around to the Jenny Nicholson definition of creepypasta as "what you graduate to when you're slightly too old for Goosebumps."
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Like, the Russian Sleep Experiment fucking sucks. Jeff the Killer fucking suuuuuucks. Slender Man sucks. Ben Drowned sucks. These attempts at being scary are garbage.
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If you'll bear with me, I had this experience as a freshman in high school I was this little punky 14yo femme kid wearing a ballchain necklace with black oily bangs curling in front of my eyes A gothy kinda Amy Winehouse looking senior thought I looked really cute I guess
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she literally asked me to Homecoming (I know I know, weird flex, hold your horses) A girl showing interest in me was a big deal so like of course I accepted She came to my house a few times and yeah it turned out she was more than a little fucking weird, like a lot weird
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Obviously my mother was excited I was doing datey kinds of things like a normie and she was all on board the Penelope-going-to-Homecoming-with-a-senior-girl train Bought me a corsage and shit, it was super embarrassing but hey it's not like my older brother went to school dances
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anyway she dropped me off in front of a Chinese buffet where I was going to be meeting my date and her friends and that's where it all really went south, like REALLY south Because this girl's friends were her age and they were extremely fucked up dudes who did, um, lots of drugs
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They literally had kind of a loud argument at the table about opium (I think it was opium, weirdly...?) One of the guys really wanted to do a bunch of opium or something and the other guy was coming down from a bunch of bad experiences trying new drugs with this guy
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Like "I've tried that shit! I'm not gonna try that shit again just for your entertainment" something like that idk It got kind of heated And you know, I'm pretty much just this kid, I've had a sheltered life trapped with my very low-functioning and demanding older brother
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Replying to @Nymphomachy
In Dreams From My Father, Barack Obama tells a story about how when he was a teenager smoking absurd amounts of pot there was this one older white dude who really wanted to show him how to shoot up heroin And was... really oddly aggressive about getting him to do this with him
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
Young Barry O, who didn't really give much of a fuck back then, actually took him up on it, and met up with him in the back room of the Safeway where they both worked, and got to the point of the guy taking out the kit and showing him how to cook the smack etc and then balked
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He describes just having this very clear vision of a newspaper story describing the corpse of young Barack Hussein Obama II, 16, found abandoned behind a Safeway, and said he didn't have much of an idea of what his future would be but suddenly knew it had to be better than that
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