me with a time machine: *warps naked into a smoking spherical crater in late 19th century Austria-Hungary, beats up a man for his clothes, steals a bunch of weaponry from the Austro-Hungarian army, puts on sunglasses, grimly looks up every Klara Hitler in the phone book*https://twitter.com/amateurCatalyst/status/1296035569533882368 …
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yeah but they'll still be in the phone book that's how time travel works
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