Everybody's always saying shit like "it'd be so badass to get killed by lions/robots/vampires" but I submit that it would also in fact be awesome to get killed by an angry pack of small children
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Replying to @Nymphomachy
The thing in Jingle All the Way where, after Arnold has successfully replaced the actor playing Turbo-Man, the actor playing Booster tries to get him to stick to the script, so he turns on him and shouts "Shut up, Booster, nobody likes you!"
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Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
And since the sidekick character of Booster is a girly pink talking tiger none of the kids like, this suddenly opens the floodgates and all the kids surge forward screaming "YEAH! WE HATE YOU, BOOSTER, WE HATE YOU" and overwhelm the guy and start ambiguously beating him to death
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I have a soft spot for that movie, and it's deep, deep cynicism Much of which is about the fact that parenting is scary partly because kids in and of themselves are very frightening creatures
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