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Replying to @arthur_affect
the one restaurant in America where men don’t eat food
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Replying to @clairewillett
It was a very odd thing to do for Edward to just order nothing and watch her intently while she ate Like irl I think that would attract more attention than he'd want
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Replying to @arthur_affect
i mean one of the biggest plot holes in those books is how the Cullens all act like INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS WEIRDOS in public, Edward worst of all WHY AREN'T THEY BETTER AT ACTING FUCKING NORMAL BY NOW
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Replying to @clairewillett @arthur_affect
this is honestly my problem with almost every vampire movie like, "oh no, people in this town have suddenly begun dying mysteriously i wonder if my new neighbor, Bela Lugosi, who speaks in a hiss, wears all black, and has glow-in-the-dark eyes knows anything about it"
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Replying to @clairewillett @arthur_affect
if i ever direct Shakespeare again i want to do a production of Macbeth where the whole aesthetic is like, The Donna Reed Show all sunny and domestic and yellow and cheerful and shiny then it would finally make sense that the public doesn't suspect them!
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Replying to @clairewillett
There is a play I remember that's a pastiche of Macbeth where instead of nobles fighting over the throne it's bougie suburban parents trying to get their kid into an exclusive preschool
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But it's the same thing, like the wife pressures the husband into inviting their neighbors over for dinner so they can poison them and their kid will go into foster care and open up a slot for their own kid
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Replying to @arthur_affect
OMG I WANT TO SEE THAT I also love "Scotland, PA," the weirdo movie version where they're fighting over ownership of a fast-food chain
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