And what do you do if you're not a wizard? Anyway... Square: Pooping on the ground and "vanishing" it with your "magic" "wand." Hep: Pooping on the ground and blasting it into atoms with your trusty disintegrator pistol.
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I always wondered if Star Trek defecation just worked by using a transporter beam to directly teleport the waste out of your intestines No fuss, no mess, although hopefully the precision on said beam is very high
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I mean, if you have that kind of magic, you could probably just like...vanish it from inside your gut, no pooping required which, uh, is also a very handy thing that characters in relevant fandoms often do before sex in m/m fanfic
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I guarantee you JK Rowling has never thought of this and if you told her about it she would threaten to sue you
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The one to avoid is dark dystopian SF. Remember Bob Hoskins and the plumbing in Terry Gilliam's Brazil
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