I honestly think being an ignorant chucklefuck is a superpower As long as you're a giant doofus piece of shit, the ocean will part for you, you'll miraculously survive life-threatening injuries, hurting people will improve your station, those trying to stop you will get cancer
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The bones of reality are designed to subsidize the worst people in the world and ultimately they will always win To be a good person is to enshrine yourself in the tapestry of date as a perennial jobber
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A spurious quote attributed to otto von Bismarck goes “a special Providence protects morons, drunkards, and the United States of America” and fits this sentiment.
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My favorite thing about the ending of KotOR 2 is after Kreia gives you this exhaustingly long exposition about seeing everyone else's future (in lieu of an actual ending) she tells you she can't read what happens to Atton at all "But the Force has a way of looking out for fools"
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(Atton leaves his position aboard your ship to freelance as the wisecracking amoral sidekick in various indie game projects on Kickstarter until he gets MeTooed a decade later)
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