I honestly think being an ignorant chucklefuck is a superpower As long as you're a giant doofus piece of shit, the ocean will part for you, you'll miraculously survive life-threatening injuries, hurting people will improve your station, those trying to stop you will get cancer
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The bones of reality are designed to subsidize the worst people in the world and ultimately they will always win To be a good person is to enshrine yourself in the tapestry of date as a perennial jobber
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Fate* Fuck you Swype I'm not in the mood for any of your shit
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Like I'm sorry but there's no other explanation for John Lewis and Elijah Cummings dying within a year of each other and RBG fighting multiple health problems while the septuagenarian Trump eats several Big Macs every day while watching TV during a lethal pandemic and does fine
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If you can explain that to me, I'll listen to your quixotic case that evil and ignorance doesn't literally always win
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I mean, sure. Trump's got a massive amount of institutional support in medicine due to being the President that these other offices don't. Sure, yes, giving a shit about things also stresses your body more, but still.
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They were still elected officials though with access to some pretty great support themselves.
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The Secret Service is extremely aggressive about daily testing of everyone who comes into contact with the President at all, even lower level elected officials can't afford that (with test kits still being as scarce in the US as they are)
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The Governor of Ohio just found out he was infected with SARS-CoV-2 because he was about to have a meeting with Trump
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So the odds of Trump contracting COVID-19 are, I'm sorry to say, pretty low Boris Johnson getting it in April was really just him getting unlucky more than Trump having been lucky
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(And probably a result of Trump himself having been a paranoid germaphobe his whole life and therefore telling the Secret Service to get aggressive about his personal safety early on, hypocritically)
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(And Thomas Jefferson being proven right in this sense about putting the US capital and its biggest city in different places - Trump would've been much more likely to get it if he'd been living in NY during the first big outbreak)
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I mean this doesn't explain McConnell, Graham et al not getting it
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