I honestly think being an ignorant chucklefuck is a superpower As long as you're a giant doofus piece of shit, the ocean will part for you, you'll miraculously survive life-threatening injuries, hurting people will improve your station, those trying to stop you will get cancer
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So the odds of Trump contracting COVID-19 are, I'm sorry to say, pretty low Boris Johnson getting it in April was really just him getting unlucky more than Trump having been lucky
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(And probably a result of Trump himself having been a paranoid germaphobe his whole life and therefore telling the Secret Service to get aggressive about his personal safety early on, hypocritically)
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