The idea of Jesus actually being omniscient during his human life is really hard to deal with, like just imagining him going through his whole life as an Aramaic-speaking Jewish carpenter in the Roman Empire and the whole time he knows who Jake Paul ishttps://twitter.com/sannewman/status/1291216862005604352?s=19 …
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He also knows that Randy Pitchford will steal money from SEGA to divert to Borderlands 2 development and face no repercussions. Also, Gearbox didn't patch that .ini after it was discovered. lol
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Maybe that's why he's so cool about things. He's like, "Yeah, crucifying me is bad but they get up to so much worse shit than this. Believe me. I know." "JESUS! SHUP UP. I'M TRYING TO DIE IN PEACE."
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He knows what Jacob Wohl is going to try and frame Elizabeth Warren for moonlighting as a dominatrix and he can only sigh at the inevitability.
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This is the most relatable thing about Jesus. He knows who Jake Paul is but doesn't care. He's just like us!
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Then again, that WOULD explain his explosive temper
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