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Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie (he/him)

Broadview Heights, Ohio
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    1. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 5 Aug 2020

      Arthur Chu Retweeted Sandra Newman

      The idea of Jesus actually being omniscient during his human life is really hard to deal with, like just imagining him going through his whole life as an Aramaic-speaking Jewish carpenter in the Roman Empire and the whole time he knows who Jake Paul ishttps://twitter.com/sannewman/status/1291216862005604352?s=19 …

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      Sandra Newman @sannewman
      I wonder, if you said to Jesus, "Hey, Jesus, did you know that when an armadillo has a litter, the babies are either all females or all males?" would Jesus be like, "yes of course I knew that, I am omniscient, you total fool" or would he politely pretend to be interested
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      Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 5 Aug 2020

      Jesus is building a house with primitive hand tools in this tiny fishing village and the whole time he knows exactly who's responsible for the misspelled .ini file that will sink the launch of Aliens: Colonial Marines

      9:26 PM - 5 Aug 2020
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        2. Reese(Marquis de Lafayette)‏ @JackJackington 5 Aug 2020
          Replying to @arthur_affect

          He also knows that Randy Pitchford will steal money from SEGA to divert to Borderlands 2 development and face no repercussions. Also, Gearbox didn't patch that .ini after it was discovered. lol

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        1. Shane Celis #BLM‏ @shanecelis 5 Aug 2020
          Replying to @arthur_affect

          Maybe that's why he's so cool about things. He's like, "Yeah, crucifying me is bad but they get up to so much worse shit than this. Believe me. I know." "JESUS! SHUP UP. I'M TRYING TO DIE IN PEACE."

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        1. Justin Melillo‏ @Cybren 5 Aug 2020
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          Justin Melillo Retweeted sebastian castillo

          https://twitter.com/bartlebytaco/status/951865301611794434?s=21 …https://twitter.com/bartlebytaco/status/951865301611794434 …

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          sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco
          it’s catholic canon that in the garden of gethsemane jesus christ saw every sin committed by human beings which means that he watched a guy blasting rope to waluigi hentai and still decided to sacrifice himself for humanity. absolute legend
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        1. Will Never Shut Up About Rape Culture‏ @ShieldingC 5 Aug 2020
          Replying to @arthur_affect

          He knows what Jacob Wohl is going to try and frame Elizabeth Warren for moonlighting as a dominatrix and he can only sigh at the inevitability.

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        1. Garrett Gilchrist‏ @GarrGilchrist 5 Aug 2020
          Replying to @arthur_affect

          This is the most relatable thing about Jesus. He knows who Jake Paul is but doesn't care. He's just like us!

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        1. Laurent Weppe  🔻‏ @Laurent_Weppe 5 Aug 2020
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          Then again, that WOULD explain his explosive temper😇

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