I mean, for better or for worse, I haven't escaped, I'm right here
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That's that joke the Onion made that's actually kind of serious now If you're about to get fired for being bad at your job or hated by your boss the smart play is to say something racist on Twitter first Then you get fired for that instead and you can set up a GoFundMe
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No, no, Arthur, also for being rich.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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