Me: why am I so pale Also me: you live underground on a nocturnal schedule and go weeks at a time without so much as brushing against direct sunlight Me: but it's just kind of weird that I'm very pale
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"Odd... no sun damage whatsoever, and yet very pronounced scream lines Do you work as a coal miner, perhaps? Or a submarine captain?" -- Renowned plastic surgeon Dr. Grant, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
4:14 AM - 2 Aug 2020
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