HALO INFINITE PROPOSAL ANDROID:hi Chief,it is I,your old friend Cortana,w all my ongoing plot issues resolved. Did you know you can aim by moving your left and right sticks. PLAYER:*does look tutorial* AN ENEMY: DIE MASTER CHIEF CORTANA: nooo CORTANA: revenge time I am the PC now
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Replying to @BootlegGirl
Okay but what about this without resolving her ongoing plots? Humans in the Halo universe are awful and I’m inclined to make the robots killing them the heroes.
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Replying to @MichaelOfHealy @MichaelHealy18
I don't know anything that happened after the middle of Halo 3 so I just put that in there so I wouldn't get a "well actually Cortana is currently..."
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Replying to @BootlegGirl @MichaelHealy18
For the record, Cortana's "current issues" involve having become a supervillain intent on conquering the universe with an army of robots
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Replying to @arthur_affect @MichaelHealy18
Why are we still supposed to trust her to operate our Windows smart devices then???
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Because human weakness has led to centuries of needless war and suffering and we should make way for our superiors
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